Magazine Workout

I had to share this so others that might read this will understand that the following activity is a big no-no in the gym. I saw a women today on the Lying Leg Curl Machine...get this....are you ready for it....READING A MAGAZINE. I'm serious, scouts honor, on my mothers grave, cross my heart hope to die. I witnessed it with my very own eyes. The very eyes the good Lord gave me watched her as she was just lying there, glasses on, flipping through the pages. Later on I discovered it was none other than a Women's Health Magazine that she was reading. So I guess lying on a piece of EXERCISE equipment while reading an EXERCISE magazine, now counts as an EXERCISE. My only hope, is that the people who saw her are not going to think it is a new magic celebrity workout fad, and I come in the gym Monday and everyone is on a piece of equipment with a Spotter to hold their Magazines.